I pondered several scenarios:
- Tropical Storm Andrea, which has been drenching my area, blew a frog into my yard.
- The frog is currently living behind my bookcase. (Impossible but fun to think about.)
- Since my frog pond went belly up, how can I keep my frog from ditching me like my last frog?
- Why does my dog have such bad gas?
I've already gone out looking for the frog and only succeeded in poking myself with the shrubbery. While on my frog scouting mission, I did not hear a single frog. As soon as I rejoined the farting dog, the frog started singing. I am being taunted my a mystery frog.